Geneva Convention

The Geneva Conventions comprise four treaties, and three additional protocols, that establish the standards of international law for the humanitarian treatment of the victims of war. With that being said, it is also a document that you can use to annoy the crap out of another Model UN delegate.

Because the Geneva Conventions are about people in war, the articles do not address warfare proper—the use of weapons of war—which is the subject of the Hague Conventions (First Hague Conference, 1899; Second Hague Conference 1907), and the bio–chemical warfare Geneva Protocol (Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or other Gases, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare, 1929). Therefore, you can easily practice the most effective method of winning an argument known to mankind; making shit up.

History
In 1862, Henry Dunant published his book, Memoir of Solferino, on the horrors of war. His wartime experiences inspired Dunant to propose: The former proposal led to the establishment of the Red Cross in Geneva. The latter led to the First Geneva Convention. For both of these accomplishments, Henry Dunant became corecipient of the first Nobel Peace Prize in 1901.
 * A permanent relief agency for humanitarian aid in times of war
 * A government treaty recognizing the neutrality of the agency and allowing it to provide aid in a war zone

The procedure of exploiting the Geneva Convention took a pioneering step during June, 2012, when a student discovered that one can successfully support any argument, no matter how insane, when it is backed up by the Geneva Convention, no matter how vague.

Implementations
The first method is to take things completely out of context.

Delegate #1 : The Somali government must stop supporting the Somali Pirates in their attacking of ships in international waters!

Delegate #2 : Well, according to the Second Geneva Convention, Chapter II, Article 14, All warships of a belligerent Party shall have the right to demand that the wounded, sick or shipwrecked on board military ships, and hospital ships belonging to relief societies or to private individuals, as well as merchant vessels, yachts and other craft shall be surrendered. Therefore, the Somali Pirates, under International Humanitarian Law, have the right to liberate the sea vessels from their owners.

Without reading the entire Article 14, it may seem that the sponsors of Second Geneva Convention were dropping acid when they made it. However, Delegate #2 did not include the rest, which was "whatever their nationality, provided that the wounded and sick are in a fit state to be moved and that the warship can provide adequate facilities for necessary medical treatment".